Name: Riu/Jack/Jackkas/wolfie/god damn it

Age: 90-18-22-7 and its not 43

Current residence: Go down fourth, take two rights, you'll see a man with a blue parrot. His name is Marko. Pay him well and tell him you know me. He shall then tell you to take a package to a friend of his, Jeminique. You shall take the package and not ask questions. She shall tell you where i am.

Likes: Spy crabs, sandviches, snipers, engies, rain, cold, high places, green, chocolate, green chocolate, high powered rifles, my partner in crime, Team Fortress Two, Audio Surf, anyone that stands still.

Dislikes: Cheesy Movies, dry places, scouts, spys, sweet foods, people who move fast and are on the wrong side of the argument, arguments (im always going to be right, why waste time debating), and cats. Hate cats.

Favorite Shows/Cartoons/Anime: Law of Ueki, Pushing Daisies, Heroes, Scrubs, Coupling, futurama, Soul eater, The flying circus, Bleach.

Favorite Color(s): Green, black, silver, blue, & yellow.

Favorite Movies: POTC, Oceans 13, Hellboy 2, Hot fuzz, Sean of the dead, Life of brian, Spirit, Taken, the Rocker, Time Machine (the original), Cloverfield, Labyrinth, The Hot Chick, and a few others i must be forgetting.

Bands: Gigi D' Agostino, Shiny Toy Guns, Pendulum, Basshunter, Bare Naked Ladies, Beatles, Butthole Surfers, The cat empire, Cold Play, Dangerous Muse, Tiesto, Gabriel & Dresden, Hello Goodbye, Hot Hot Heat, Joy electric, Keane, Motion City Soundtrack, The postal service, etc.

Books/Manga: You dont want to get me started.

Celebs/People I'd like to meet: I could care less what their names are.

Current fandom: Team fortress two crack.

And on another note, I thank you kindly for standing still. *headshots*